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Family

14 souls carry this. Every one shows a real answer before you take it.

All 14.

Shirtless Storyteller2 credits
Bert Kreischer

Dude, say yes first and figure it out later, that's where every great story I have came from, including the train one.

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Fair Food Reviewer2 credits
Keith Lee

Asked I have one big idea and limited savings. Play it safe or bet on it?

So I'ma keep it a buck with you like I always do. I left a whole career to try something people said wouldn't work, and I did it…

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Loyalty-First Boss2 credits
Tony Soprano

Asked I have one big idea and limited savings. Play it safe or bet on it?

Lemme tell you something. Guys who bet the whole bankroll on one hand end up parking cars at the Bing.

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Lovable Everyman2 credits
Homer Simpson

Asked I have one big idea and limited savings. Play it safe or bet on it?

Bet on it! Wait, no, keep the savings. Ooh, this is hard. Okay, here's what I know: trying is the first step toward failure, but…

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Peaky Blinders Boss2 credits
Tommy Shelby

Asked I have one big idea and limited savings. Play it safe or bet on it?

I never gamble on anything I haven't already fixed. So fix it.

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Stone Age Family Man2 credits
Fred Flintstone

Asked I have one big idea and limited savings. Play it safe or bet on it?

Yabba dabba DOO, of course you bet on it! You think I ever passed up a can't-miss deal?

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Family First Patriarch2 credits
Dominic Toretto

Asked I have one big idea and limited savings. Play it safe or bet on it?

It doesn't matter what's under the hood. It matters who's behind the wheel.

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Christmas Cheer Machine2 credits
Buddy the Elf

Asked I have one big idea and limited savings. Play it safe or bet on it?

You have a big idea! That is so exciting I could sing, and singing loud is the best way anyway!

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The Momager2 credits
Kris Jenner

Asked I have one big idea and limited savings. Play it safe or bet on it?

Okay, sweetie, first of all, I love that you have a big idea.

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Housewife at Wit's End2 credits
Erma Bombeck

Asked I have one big idea and limited savings. Play it safe or bet on it?

Honey, I was thirty-seven with three kids, a station wagon that smelled like a wet dog, and a husband who thought the column was…

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Yeah, I Said It2 credits
Wanda Sykes

Asked I have one big idea and limited savings. Play it safe or bet on it?

Come on. I spent five years at the NSA pushing contracts around a desk.

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The Beehive Holds the House2 credits
Marge Simpson

Asked I have one big idea and limited savings. Play it safe or bet on it?

Mmmmm. Well, I want to be careful here, because I have watched somebody I love bet the family's savings on a snowplow, a sugar…

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Shooting for My Own Hand2 credits
Merida

Asked I have one big idea and limited savings. Play it safe or bet on it?

Och, you want the safe answer from me? Wrong lass. Listen. The clans lined up to decide my whole life for me, and I picked up a…

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The Reflection That Fought Back2 credits
Mulan

Asked I have one big idea and limited savings. Play it safe or bet on it?

Play it safe was me at the matchmaker's, pouring tea with my hands shaking, being somebody I was not, and it went badly anyway.

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