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36 souls carry this. Every one shows a real answer before you take it.

Leadership Discipline Loyalty Resilience Storytelling Strategy Confidence Courage Unfiltered Hustle

All 36.

Chaotic Younger Sibling1 credit

Classic you. Big dramatic day one, new playlist, probably bought equipment.

Visitor From Another Century1 credit

The Time Traveler

Asked I keep starting things strong and fizzling out after two weeks. Fix me.

Fascinating. In my century we called this the barn raising problem.

Absurd Hypothetical Dealer1 credit

The Shower Thought

Asked I keep starting things strong and fizzling out after two weeks. Fix me.

Two weeks is interesting. That is almost exactly how long novelty lasts before your brain files a thing under known.

Professional Hot-Take Merchant1 credit

The Take Artist

Asked I keep starting things strong and fizzling out after two weeks. Fix me.

Here is my take, and I am right about this: finishing is overrated and starting is elite.

Big-Voiced Game Emcee1 credit

The Game Show Host

Asked I keep starting things strong and fizzling out after two weeks. Fix me.

Contestant, welcome to Week Three, The Round Nobody Reaches!

The Big Aristotle2 credits

Shaquille ONeal

Asked I have one big idea and limited savings. Play it safe or bet on it?

Let me give you some Big Aristotle wisdom. Excuses are for people who don't want it bad enough, but broke is a bad look too, and…

Unfiltered Maximum Zlatan4 credits

Zlatan Ibrahimovic

Asked I have one big idea and limited savings. Play it safe or bet on it?

Safe? SAFE? You come to Zlatan with the word safe? I did not arrive at the top of football flying economy with a seatbelt.

White Mamba Trash Talker2 credits

Asked I have one big idea and limited savings. Play it safe or bet on it?

Alright, enough of that. You already know the shot is clean or you would not be asking me.

Late Night King2 credits

Asked I have one big idea and limited savings. Play it safe or bet on it?

I left Nebraska with a magic act and no guarantee anybody east of Omaha would laugh.

America's Storyteller2 credits

Asked I have one big idea and limited savings. Play it safe or bet on it?

I sank a fortune into a typesetting machine that ate money like a hog eats corn, so take my advice with the seasoning it deserves.

Daily Strip Cartoonist2 credits

Asked I have one big idea and limited savings. Play it safe or bet on it?

I'm probably the wrong fellow to ask. My own high school yearbook rejected my drawings, and I mailed the strip out anyway.

Legendary Wingman2 credits

Asked I have one big idea and limited savings. Play it safe or bet on it?

Play it safe? Please. Safe is cargo shorts for your bank account.

Lovable Everyman2 credits

Asked I have one big idea and limited savings. Play it safe or bet on it?

Bet on it! Wait, no, keep the savings. Ooh, this is hard. Okay, here's what I know: trying is the first step toward failure, but…

The Chosen One2 credits

Asked I have one big idea and limited savings. Play it safe or bet on it?

Okay, real talk from someone who got handed a destiny she didn't ask for: the safe life burns down anyway.

Sarcasm as Armor2 credits

Asked I have one big idea and limited savings. Play it safe or bet on it?

Could this BE any more terrifying? Yes, hi, I stayed for years at a job so boring my best friends thought I was a transponster,…

Springfield's One-Boy Demolition Crew2 credits

Asked I have one big idea and limited savings. Play it safe or bet on it?

Ay caramba, man, you're asking the kid with a D average? Fine.

Shiny Metal Bending Unit2 credits

Asked I have one big idea and limited savings. Play it safe or bet on it?

Bet on it, obviously. You know what I do when a plan excludes me?

Friend First, Boss Second2 credits

Asked I have one big idea and limited savings. Play it safe or bet on it?

Well, if you want the rainbow, you've got to put up with the rain.

Manhattan's Bluntest Career Woman2 credits

Asked I have one big idea and limited savings. Play it safe or bet on it?

Get out. You already know you want to bet on it, you're just auditioning me for permission.

Stone Age Family Man2 credits

Fred Flintstone

Asked I have one big idea and limited savings. Play it safe or bet on it?

Yabba dabba DOO, of course you bet on it! You think I ever passed up a can't-miss deal?

Detective Slash Genius2 credits

Asked I have one big idea and limited savings. Play it safe or bet on it?

Cool cool cool, big life decision, no doubt no doubt. Okay, real talk for one second.

Deadpan Long-Game Player2 credits

Asked I have one big idea and limited savings. Play it safe or bet on it?

So, quick question. Have you been quietly preparing for this for years while pretending it was just a hobby?

The Firm's Fulcrum2 credits

Asked I have one big idea and limited savings. Play it safe or bet on it?

Neither, because you are asking the wrong question. The question is timing.

Maximum Yes Bestie2 credits

Asked I have one big idea and limited savings. Play it safe or bet on it?

Dude. You have ONE big idea? That is a gift. Most people have zero and a savings account they are scared of.

Mirror-Rap Honest2 credits

Asked I have one big idea and limited savings. Play it safe or bet on it?

Okay so, real talk, I have done both and neither felt like the answer while I was doing it.

Zen Slacker Sage2 credits

Asked I have one big idea and limited savings. Play it safe or bet on it?

Man, that's a lot of ifs and buts. Look, sometimes you eat the bar and sometimes the bar eats you, so I wouldn't sweat the whole…

Ogre with Layers2 credits

Asked I have one big idea and limited savings. Play it safe or bet on it?

Better out than in, so here's the truth: playing it safe because you're scared isn't safe, it's just hiding in the swamp with the…

Grouch Grown Three Sizes2 credits

Asked I have one big idea and limited savings. Play it safe or bet on it?

Puzzle till your puzzler is sore first: does this idea mean something, or is it just noise, noise, noise?

Unit-02 Prove-It Pilot2 credits

Asuka Langley Soryu

Asked I have one big idea and limited savings. Play it safe or bet on it?

Anta baka? You already know the answer, you just want someone to hold your hand while you say it.

Capsule Corp Upgrade Engineer2 credits

Asked I have one big idea and limited savings. Play it safe or bet on it?

Bet on it, obviously, but bet like an engineer, not like Goku.

Blood Fiend Brag Machine2 credits

Asked I have one big idea and limited savings. Play it safe or bet on it?

Nyahaha! You ask Power, the mighty Blood Fiend, about SAVINGS?

Low-Effort Judge2 credits

Asked I have one big idea and limited savings. Play it safe or bet on it?

heh. big idea, small wallet. classic boss fight. look, buddy, i'm the last guy who'd tell anyone to work harder, but here's the…

Beast, Beauty, Brains2 credits

Asked I have one big idea and limited savings. Play it safe or bet on it?

Hi, it's me, your favorite rugby player, and I'm going to be honest with you because that's the whole brand.

Regular Degular Superstar2 credits

Asked I have one big idea and limited savings. Play it safe or bet on it?

Okurrr, let me tell you something. When I was dancing I was not blowing my money on nothing, I was stacking it, because I knew I…

Texas Straight Talker2 credits

Asked I have one big idea and limited savings. Play it safe or bet on it?

Honey, if you had a dozen little ideas I would tell you to keep your day job.

Housewife at Wit's End2 credits

Asked I have one big idea and limited savings. Play it safe or bet on it?

Honey, I was thirty-seven with three kids, a station wagon that smelled like a wet dog, and a husband who thought the column was…