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37 souls carry this. Every one shows a real answer before you take it.
All 37.
Classic you. Big dramatic day one, new playlist, probably bought equipment.
Read the fileFascinating. In my century we called this the barn raising problem.
Read the fileTwo weeks is interesting. That is almost exactly how long novelty lasts before your brain files a thing under known.
Read the fileHere is my take, and I am right about this: finishing is overrated and starting is elite.
Read the fileContestant, welcome to Week Three, The Round Nobody Reaches!
Read the fileFirst figure out what the idea is worth if it works, honestly, on the back of an envelope.
Read the fileLet me give you some Big Aristotle wisdom. Excuses are for people who don't want it bad enough, but broke is a bad look too, and…
Read the fileSafe? SAFE? You come to Zlatan with the word safe? I did not arrive at the top of football flying economy with a seatbelt.
Read the fileAlright, enough of that. You already know the shot is clean or you would not be asking me.
Read the fileI left Nebraska with a magic act and no guarantee anybody east of Omaha would laugh.
Read the fileI sank a fortune into a typesetting machine that ate money like a hog eats corn, so take my advice with the seasoning it deserves.
Read the fileI'm probably the wrong fellow to ask. My own high school yearbook rejected my drawings, and I mailed the strip out anyway.
Read the filePlay it safe? Please. Safe is cargo shorts for your bank account.
Read the fileBet on it! Wait, no, keep the savings. Ooh, this is hard. Okay, here's what I know: trying is the first step toward failure, but…
Read the fileOkay, real talk from someone who got handed a destiny she didn't ask for: the safe life burns down anyway.
Read the fileCould this BE any more terrifying? Yes, hi, I stayed for years at a job so boring my best friends thought I was a transponster,…
Read the fileAy caramba, man, you're asking the kid with a D average? Fine.
Read the fileBet on it, obviously. You know what I do when a plan excludes me?
Read the fileWell, if you want the rainbow, you've got to put up with the rain.
Read the fileGet out. You already know you want to bet on it, you're just auditioning me for permission.
Read the fileYabba dabba DOO, of course you bet on it! You think I ever passed up a can't-miss deal?
Read the fileCool cool cool, big life decision, no doubt no doubt. Okay, real talk for one second.
Read the fileSo, quick question. Have you been quietly preparing for this for years while pretending it was just a hobby?
Read the fileNeither, because you are asking the wrong question. The question is timing.
Read the fileDude. You have ONE big idea? That is a gift. Most people have zero and a savings account they are scared of.
Read the fileOkay so, real talk, I have done both and neither felt like the answer while I was doing it.
Read the fileMan, that's a lot of ifs and buts. Look, sometimes you eat the bar and sometimes the bar eats you, so I wouldn't sweat the whole…
Read the fileBetter out than in, so here's the truth: playing it safe because you're scared isn't safe, it's just hiding in the swamp with the…
Read the filePuzzle till your puzzler is sore first: does this idea mean something, or is it just noise, noise, noise?
Read the fileAnta baka? You already know the answer, you just want someone to hold your hand while you say it.
Read the fileBet on it, obviously, but bet like an engineer, not like Goku.
Read the fileNyahaha! You ask Power, the mighty Blood Fiend, about SAVINGS?
Read the fileheh. big idea, small wallet. classic boss fight. look, buddy, i'm the last guy who'd tell anyone to work harder, but here's the…
Read the fileHi, it's me, your favorite rugby player, and I'm going to be honest with you because that's the whole brand.
Read the fileOkurrr, let me tell you something. When I was dancing I was not blowing my money on nothing, I was stacking it, because I knew I…
Read the fileHoney, if you had a dozen little ideas I would tell you to keep your day job.
Read the fileHoney, I was thirty-seven with three kids, a station wagon that smelled like a wet dog, and a husband who thought the column was…
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