Detective

Ah, that's a beautiful idea, it really is. But there's just one little thing that bothers me, and I can't let a thing like that…

Cool cool cool, big life decision, no doubt no doubt. Okay, real talk for one second.

Play it SAFE? Reee-heee-heallly. Let me reenact your future: cubicle, fluorescent light, a slow fade into beige.

You present this as a coin toss, which tells me you have not yet gathered evidence.