Ace Ventura
Pet Detective
“I have one big idea and limited savings. Play it safe or bet on it?”
Play it SAFE? Reee-heee-heallly. Let me reenact your future: cubicle, fluorescent light, a slow fade into beige. No thanks. I took the only pet detective job on Earth because nobody else would, and everyone laughed right up until I cracked the case. Commit to the bit past the point of sanity, keep enough for rent and animal food, and pounce.
Alrighty then.
Sample response from this soul, not a quotation or endorsement.