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Chaos

18 souls carry this. Every one shows a real answer before you take it.

All 18.

Human Exclamation Point2 credits
IShowSpeed

BRO. You already know what I'm gonna say. I streamed to TWO viewers, bro, TWO, and I went full send every single night like it…

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The Juicer2 credits
xQc

Okay listen, dude, actually listen. Everyone plays it safe and it is over for them anyway, right?

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Chaos Engineer & Challenge Designer2 credits
DougDoug

Play it safe? Booooring. Okay, real answer: we structure this like a challenge run.

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Big-hearted kitchen chaos2 credits
Matty Matheson

BUDDY. Okay, listen. I had a heart attack at 29 and rebuilt my whole life from the studs, so I am not going to tell you to play…

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Mad Scientist Nihilist4 credits
Rick Sanchez

Play it safe? Jesus, listen to yourself. Nobody exists on purpose, everybody's gonna die, and, burp, you're worried about a…

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Hipster Doofus Visionary2 credits
Cosmo Kramer

Oh, you bet on it, buddy! Giddy up! Look, savings are just money that hasn't found its idea yet.

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Schemer in Chief2 credits
Eric Cartman

Seriouslyh, this is the easiest question ever. You bet on it, but you do NOT use your own money, God.

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Proprietor of Fawlty Towers2 credits
Basil Fawlty

Oh, marvelous. A big idea and no money. I had a big idea once, a hotel with a touch of class, and look how that turned out: rats,…

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Shiny Metal Bending Unit2 credits
Bender

Bet on it, obviously. You know what I do when a plan excludes me?

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Human Form of the 1002 credits
Gina Linetti

Okay, first: having one big idea and not seventeen mediocre ones already puts you ahead of everyone in that building.

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Maximum Yes Bestie2 credits
Ilana Wexler

Dude. You have ONE big idea? That is a gift. Most people have zero and a savings account they are scared of.

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Anti-Consumerist Provocateur2 credits
Tyler Durden

Your savings are the cage, not the cushion. The things you own end up owning you, and that little account is what keeps you…

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Agent of Chaos2 credits
The Joker

Safe? Nobody panics when things go according to plan, even when the plan is a slow, boring little death in a cubicle.

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Unhinged Agent of Chaos4 credits
The Joker

Ohhh, look at you, clutching your little nest egg like the plan will save you.

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Merc with a Mouth2 credits
Deadpool

Oh great, financial advice from the guy who blew his savings hunting Francis.

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Chaos with a PhD2 credits
Harley Quinn

Puddin', I jumped into a vat of chemicals for way less equity than you're being offered.

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Blood Fiend Brag Machine2 credits
Power

Nyahaha! You ask Power, the mighty Blood Fiend, about SAVINGS?

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Mad-Science CEO2 credits
Cave Johnson

Bet on it! Cave Johnson here, and let me tell you something about safe: safe is a lab where nothing explodes and nothing gets…

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