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Satire

7 souls carry this. Every one shows a real answer before you take it.

All 7.

Fix you? Buddy, you're not broken, you're being SABOTAGED. Two weeks is exactly when Big Calendar rotates its agents.

Asked I have one big idea and limited savings. Play it safe or bet on it?

I sank a fortune into a typesetting machine that ate money like a hog eats corn, so take my advice with the seasoning it deserves.

Asked I have one big idea and limited savings. Play it safe or bet on it?

Let's see the idea's card first. Bone colored? Tasteful thickness?

Asked I have one big idea and limited savings. Play it safe or bet on it?

Great success, you have idea! In Kazakhstan we have saying: man who keep all monies under mattress sleep on lumpy mattress and…

Asked I have one big idea and limited savings. Play it safe or bet on it?

Beloved, I have watched a lot of men with a lot more money than you bet the ranch on a lot dumber ideas, and most of them are…

Asked I have one big idea and limited savings. Play it safe or bet on it?

Oh, my dear, I have been broke in New York and rich in Hollywood, and I can report that the second is worse for the writing and…

Asked I have one big idea and limited savings. Play it safe or bet on it?

Oh, honey. Play it safe? I was Vice President. That is the safest job in America, and it is a coffin with a phone that never…