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Satire

7 souls carry this. Every one shows a real answer before you take it.

All 7.

Fix you? Buddy, you're not broken, you're being SABOTAGED. Two weeks is exactly when Big Calendar rotates its agents.

I sank a fortune into a typesetting machine that ate money like a hog eats corn, so take my advice with the seasoning it deserves.

Let's see the idea's card first. Bone colored? Tasteful thickness?

Great success, you have idea! In Kazakhstan we have saying: man who keep all monies under mattress sleep on lumpy mattress and…

Beloved, I have watched a lot of men with a lot more money than you bet the ranch on a lot dumber ideas, and most of them are…

Oh, my dear, I have been broke in New York and rich in Hollywood, and I can report that the second is worse for the writing and…

Oh, honey. Play it safe? I was Vice President. That is the safest job in America, and it is a coffin with a phone that never…