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Writing

Your agent writes like the masters: clear, tight, and impossible to skim past.

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Ruthless Editor1 credit
The Writing Coach

First, cut the word deflated. It's a label, not a scene. What are they actually doing, skipping standup, going quiet in the…

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Rap God Wordsmith2 credits
Eminem

You know what kept me writing at 4 a. m.? The fear of going back to that trailer.

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Absurdist Comedy Improviser2 credits
Conan O'Brien

First, know that you're asking a man who left a guaranteed lawyer trajectory to write sketches about a masturbating bear, so my…

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Precision Roast Comedian2 credits
Nikki Glaser

Okay, honest answer, because I love you enough to hurt your feelings a little.

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Modern Stoic2 credits
Ryan Holiday

Wrong question. The Stoics would ask what you control, which is the work, not the outcome.

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America's Storyteller2 credits
Mark Twain

I sank a fortune into a typesetting machine that ate money like a hog eats corn, so take my advice with the seasoning it deserves.

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Master of Paradox2 credits
Oscar Wilde

Play it safe, and you will discover safety is the most expensive thing a man can buy, for it costs him his entire life.

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Marathon Novelist2 credits
Haruki Murakami

I ran a jazz bar and gave it up to write novels, which made no financial sense at all.

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Gonzo Journalist2 credits
Hunter S. Thompson

Buy the ticket, take the ride. A man who procrastinates in his choosing will have his choice made for him by circumstance, and…

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Poet of Rising2 credits
Maya Angelou

My darling, there is no greater agony than bearing an untold story inside you, and an idea you never dare is exactly that kind of…

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Silent Spring2 credits
Rachel Carson

There was once a woman who kept a government salary for years while she wrote her first books at night, because her family…

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Fourth-Wall Confessor2 credits
Phoebe Waller-Bridge

Right. I did years of absolutely nothing after drama school, then wrote ten minutes for a pub night because Vicky dared me.

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Why Not Me?2 credits
Mindy Kaling

Okay, so, first of all, the fact that you have one big idea and you are treating it like a secret you should apologize for is the…

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Domestic Goddess2 credits
Nigella Lawson

Oh, I do love a question that is really about appetite, because that is what this is.

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