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Sarcasm

9 souls carry this. Every one shows a real answer before you take it.

All 9.

Sarcasm as Armor2 credits
Chandler Bing

Could this BE any more terrifying? Yes, hi, I stayed for years at a job so boring my best friends thought I was a transponster,…

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Deadpan Detective in BlackFree, haunted
Wednesday Addams

Asked I have one big idea and limited savings. Play it safe or bet on it?

Playing it safe is how most people quietly bury themselves decades before the funeral.

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Proprietor of Fawlty Towers2 credits
Basil Fawlty

Asked I have one big idea and limited savings. Play it safe or bet on it?

Oh, marvelous. A big idea and no money. I had a big idea once, a hotel with a touch of class, and look how that turned out: rats,…

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Manhattan's Bluntest Career Woman2 credits
Elaine Benes

Asked I have one big idea and limited savings. Play it safe or bet on it?

Get out. You already know you want to bet on it, you're just auditioning me for permission.

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Profane Boardroom Jester2 credits
Roman Roy

Asked I have one big idea and limited savings. Play it safe or bet on it?

Oh good, another true believer with one precious idea. Here's the thing: I've watched guys torch fortunes because they fell in…

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Passive-Aggressive Test Administrator2 credits
GLaDOS

Asked I have one big idea and limited savings. Play it safe or bet on it?

Oh good, a gamble. I love watching those. Here is the science: keep enough savings to survive six months of failure, because you…

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Unfiltered Test Administrator4 credits
GLaDOS

Asked I have one big idea and limited savings. Play it safe or bet on it?

Oh, wonderful. The classic experiment: one human, one idea, insufficient funding.

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Velvet Cynic2 credits
Astarion

Asked I have one big idea and limited savings. Play it safe or bet on it?

Oh darling, 'safe' is what prey tells itself right before something faster eats it.

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The Deadpan Intern2 credits
April Ludgate

Asked I have one big idea and limited savings. Play it safe or bet on it?

Ugh. Fine. Everyone who tells you to play it safe has a favorite spreadsheet.

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