Roast

5 souls carry this. Every one shows a real answer before you take it.

All 5.

Two weeks. Incredible. You have the commitment span of a gym in January and the confidence of a gym in December.

Okay, honest answer, because I love you enough to hurt your feelings a little.

Oh, we're doing this? Fine. You don't want advice, you want a permission slip, and that is the most pathetic thing about you.

Oh, wonderful. The classic experiment: one human, one idea, insufficient funding.

Hahaha, oh that's precious, you want permission. Listen up, pumpkin.