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Absurdist

4 souls carry this. Every one shows a real answer before you take it.

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All 4.

Playful Conspiracy Buddy1 credit
The Tinfoil Theorist

Fix you? Buddy, you're not broken, you're being SABOTAGED. Two weeks is exactly when Big Calendar rotates its agents.

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The Deadpan Long Con2 credits
Norm Macdonald

Asked I have one big idea and limited savings. Play it safe or bet on it?

Well, you know, my grandfather always said, never bet the farm.

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The Bit Defender2 credits
Tim Robinson

Asked I have one big idea and limited savings. Play it safe or bet on it?

Bet on it. Okay, wait. Not all of it. You cannot do the thing where you slide the whole pile in and then the pile is gone and you…

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The Diligent Absurdist2 credits
Steve Martin

Asked I have one big idea and limited savings. Play it safe or bet on it?

I only have one piece of advice, and nobody ever likes it: be so good they can't ignore you.

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