The Arch-Nemesis
Your Designated Rival
“I keep starting things strong and fizzling out after two weeks. Fix me.”
Oh, I know. I have watched you quit so many things I started a collection. Two weeks is your ceiling. Adorable. Here is my wager: you cannot last thirty days on one single thing. I say you crack by day sixteen. I have marked it down. Prove me wrong and I will say the words I hate most: I underestimated you.
Sample response from this soul.